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NOT ATEAMPLAYERBADEDDIETUDEeEddieOttic
I'm a comic engineer. I love coding but hate going to work.
I built eddiots for us to laugh about it. Let the bossholes cry.
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I'm tech lead and Eddie's best friend.
I hate my boss.
One more useless meeting and I'll kick him right in his low hanging fruit!
CoffeeTeaAdderallleft:46garyRiggBREAKROOM
I've been here the longest and wrote lots of legacy stuff.
I hate working on other dev's crap. Oh wait...
I wrote this.
efloChart
I'm totally burnt out and the 2nd laziest dev (after Eddie).
I only have two
career goals:
Direct.
And Deposit.
AGILESUCKSalGorithm
I'm a brilliant introvert who's written the best software ever.
I'll show it to you as soon as it's done.
(in 2039)
kimPediment
I was Top of my Class. Naturally, they put me on Help Desk.
I'm still here 3 years later, so pardon me for my eddietude.
yogeshV
I started as an offshore intern but now I'm
in-house.
I love the tech but still don't understand the peopology.
CODE
COMPLETE
CODE
NOT
COMPLETE
ezachOverflow
I may be the youngest dev but I have lots of experience.
Three CS degrees and 27 failed startups.
helenWaite
I'm the admin who keeps everything running well.
If you need anything from I.T., just come to Helen Waite.
Nbr of dayssince last bug: 0dunningKruger
I'm the I.T. manager but I don't have imposter syndrome.
It's not a syndrome if
you really are an imposter.
Delete
all
Texts
Fart
into
Mic
Eat
Gary's
Bagel
Kick
Eddie's
Butt
Bet
on
Bears
Get
Flo's
Nbr
scrumBell
Yesterday I was a scrum master. Today I am a scrum master.
I have no impediments because I don't do anything.
MISSIONSTATEMENTIf you'rereading this,you're the firstperson whoever did.ORG CHARTI'm the boss.You're not.OPEN DOORPOLICYlol lol lol lolneroFiddler
As CIO, I'm mindful of KPI metrics for results oriented deep pockets
with attention to detail on low hanging fruit for digital transformation.
conVicted
As CEO, I'm worth $10 million and I'm the big boss!
Ever since my father gave me this job and $20 million.
URGENT! 10/21/2014

Hire 26 designer admins
2015 Software Budgets
Implement more idiocy
missMgmt
I was VP at an acquisition, so now I'm an I.T. director here.
I.T. managers do nothing.
I.T. directors do twice as much.
htmlcssuxsvgfontwtfindigoPixel
I'm a designer. These colors suck because Eddie won't listen to me.
Pig4
I'm an I.T.
consultant.
That just cost you $8,000.
queenOfHR
I.T. may play the games,
but HR makes the rules.
headlessHunter
I'm a recruiter. I find everyone a new job every 91 days.
etab&commaDelimitter
I'm a front-end engineer. I need Adderall to get up for work.
I'm a back-end engineer. I need Valium to get down for work.
eunknownDev
If anyone ever makes bugs, I get the blame.
Crap-for-Less I.T.924 Late Ticketsmeet tomorrowwandaWant
I'm a business analyst. Slow, crappy, or expensive? Choose two.
veraVague
I'm a product owner. I have no idea what that means.
xavier127.0.0.1
I'm a sys admin. I just have to fix one thing. Oops! ^#& ds #& q7f.
MAKEUP
SHOES
STUFF
CLOTHES
COFFEE
OPRAH
ebettyOttic
I'm Eddie's mother. Buy a book so he can finally move out of my She Shed.
teddyOttic
You mean my Man Cave. Nine years of college for this?

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