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An Eddiots Webcomic Book
by eddieOttic
216 Pages

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Introduction
About Eddiots
About eddieOttic
Table of Contents


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He Was a Crook A scathing obituary of Richard Nixon, originally published in Rolling Stone on June 16, 1994 HUNTER S. THOMPSON JULY 1994 ISSUE MEMO FROM THE NATIONAL AFFAIRS DESK DATE: MAY 1, 1994 FROM: DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON SUBJECT: THE DEATH OF RICHARD NIXON: NOTES ON THE PASSING OF AN AMERICAN MONSTER.... HE WAS A LIAR AND A QUITTER, AND HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BURIED AT SEA.... BUT HE WAS, AFTER ALL, THE PRESIDENT. "And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird." ---Revelation 18:2 Richard Nixon is gone now, and I am poorer for it. He was the real thing -- a political monster straight out of Grendel and a very dangerous enemy. He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. He lied to his friends and betrayed the trust of his family. Not even Gerald Ford, the unhappy ex-president who pardoned Nixon and kept him out of prison, was immune to the evil fallout. Ford, who believes strongly in Heaven and Hell, has told more than one of his celebrity golf partners that "I know I will go to hell, because I pardoned Richard Nixon." I have had my own bloody relationship with Nixon for many years, but I am not worried about it landing me in hell with him. I have already been there with that bastard, and I am a better person for it. Nixon had the unique ability to make his enemies seem honorable, and we developed a keen sense of fraternity. Some of my best friends have hated Nixon all their lives. My mother hates Nixon, my son hates Nixon, I hate Nixon, and this hatred has brought us together. Nixon laughed when I told him this. "Don't worry," he said, "I, too, am a family man, and we feel the same way about you." It was Richard Nixon who got me into politics, and now that he's gone, I feel lonely. He was a giant in his way. As long as Nixon was politically alive -- and he was, all the way to the end -- we could always be sure of finding the enemy on the Low Road. There was no need to look anywhere else for the evil bastard. He had the fighting instincts of a badger trapped by hounds. The badger will roll over on its back and emit a smell of death, which confuses the dogs and lures them in for the traditional ripping and tearing action. But it is usually the badger who does the ripping and tearing. It is a beast that fights best on its back: rolling under the throat of the enemy and seizing it by the head with all four claws. That was Nixon's style -- and if you forgot, he would kill you as a lesson to the others. Badgers don't fight fair, bubba. That's why God made dachshunds. Nixon was a navy man, and he should have been buried at sea. Many of his friends were seagoing people: Bebe Rebozo, Robert Vesco, William F. Buckley Jr., and some of them wanted a full naval burial. These come in at least two styles, however, and Nixon's immediate family strongly opposed both of them. In the traditionalist style, the dead president's body would be wrapped and sewn loosely in canvas sailcloth and dumped off the stern of a frigate at least 100 miles off the coast and at least 1,000 miles south of San Diego, so the corpse could never wash up on American soil in any recognizable form. The family opted for cremation until they were advised of the potentially onerous implications of a strictly private, unwitnessed burning of the body of the man who was, after all, the President of the United States. Awkward questions might be raised, dark allusions to Hitler and Rasputin. People would be filing lawsuits to get their hands on the dental charts. Long court battles would be inevitable -- some with liberal cranks bitching about corpus delicti and habeas corpus and others with giant insurance companies trying not to pay off on his death benefits. Either way, an orgy of greed and duplicity was sure to follow any public hint that Nixon might have somehow faked his own death or been cryogenically transferred to fascist Chinese interests on the Central Asian Mainland. It would also play into the hands of those millions of self-stigmatized patriots like me who believe these things already. If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin. These are harsh words for a man only recently canonized by President Clinton and my old friend George McGovern -- but I have written worse things about Nixon, many times, and the record will show that I kicked him repeatedly long before he went down. I beat him like a mad dog with mange every time I got a chance, and I am proud of it. He was scum. Let there be no mistake in the history books about that. Richard Nixon was an evil man -- evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of the Devil can understand it. He was utterly without ethics or morals or any bedrock sense of decency. Nobody trusted him -- except maybe the Stalinist Chinese, and honest historians will remember him mainly as a rat who kept scrambling to get back on the ship. It is fitting that Richard Nixon's final gesture to the American people was a clearly illegal series of 21 105-mm howitzer blasts that shattered the peace of a residential neighborhood and permanently disturbed many children. Neighbors also complained about another unsanctioned burial in the yard at the old Nixon place, which was brazenly illegal. "It makes the whole neighborhood like a graveyard," said one. "And it fucks up my children's sense of values." Many were incensed about the howitzers -- but they knew there was nothing they could do about it -- not with the current president sitting about 50 yards away and laughing at the roar of the cannons. It was Nixon's last war, and he won. The funeral was a dreary affair, finely staged for TV and shrewdly dominated by ambitious politicians and revisionist historians. The Rev. Billy Graham, still agile and eloquent at the age of 136, was billed as the main speaker, but he was quickly upstaged by two 1996 GOP presidential candidates: Sen. Bob Dole of Kansas and Gov. Pete Wilson of California, who formally hosted the event and saw his poll numbers crippled when he got blown off the stage by Dole, who somehow seized the No. 3 slot on the roster and uttered such a shameless, self-serving eulogy that even he burst into tears at the end of it. Dole's stock went up like a rocket and cast him as the early GOP front-runner for '96. Wilson, speaking next, sounded like an Engelbert Humperdinck impersonator and probably won't even be re-elected as governor of California in November. The historians were strongly represented by the No. 2 speaker, Henry Kissinger, Nixon's secretary of state and himself a zealous revisionist with many axes to grind. He set the tone for the day with a maudlin and spectacularly self-serving portrait of Nixon as even more saintly than his mother and as a president of many godlike accomplishments -- most of them put together in secret by Kissinger, who came to California as part of a huge publicity tour for his new book on diplomacy, genius, Stalin, H. P. Lovecraft and other great minds of our time, including himself and Richard Nixon. Kissinger was only one of the many historians who suddenly came to see Nixon as more than the sum of his many squalid parts. He seemed to be saying that History will not have to absolve Nixon, because he has already done it himself in a massive act of will and crazed arrogance that already ranks him supreme, along with other Nietzschean supermen like Hitler, Jesus, Bismarck and the Emperor Hirohito. These revisionists have catapulted Nixon to the status of an American Caesar, claiming that when the definitive history of the 20th century is written, no other president will come close to Nixon in stature. "He will dwarf FDR and Truman," according to one scholar from Duke University. It was all gibberish, of course. Nixon was no more a Saint than he was a Great President. He was more like Sammy Glick than Winston Churchill. He was a cheap crook and a merciless war criminal who bombed more people to death in Laos and Cambodia than the U.S. Army lost in all of World War II, and he denied it to the day of his death. When students at Kent State University, in Ohio, protested the bombing, he connived to have them attacked and slain by troops from the National Guard. Some people will say that words like scum and rotten are wrong for Objective Journalism -- which is true, but they miss the point. It was the built-in blind spots of the Objective rules and dogma that allowed Nixon to slither into the White House in the first place. He looked so good on paper that you could almost vote for him sight unseen. He seemed so all-American, so much like Horatio Alger, that he was able to slip through the cracks of Objective Journalism. You had to get Subjective to see Nixon clearly, and the shock of recognition was often painful. Nixon's meteoric rise from the unemployment line to the vice presidency in six quick years would never have happened if TV had come along 10 years earlier.
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About Eddiots
This is a work of fiction inspired by real events I witnessed, endured, or instigated.

Every character and company is a composite of real people and places from my work life. I just changed the names to protect the incompetent.

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or businesses, active or bankrupt, is either coincidental or unavoidable because these eddiots are everywhere!

Thanks to all you bossholes, players, liars, fakers, slackers, posers, jerks, cheaters, and producers of endless technical debt. I used to hate you but now I love you because I need no imagination. I just share forward the suffering you shared with me.

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Table of Contents
100 Percent  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
7
10 Percent Short  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
8
1 Week Sprint  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
9
1st Agile Priority  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
10
20 Bucks  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
11
2 Titles  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
12
2 Weeks  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
13
3 Steps 1 Thing  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
14
9th Day Of Agile  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
15
AI Past  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
16
Achievers  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
17
Agile Board  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
18
Agile Class  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
19
Agile Defined  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
20
Agile For Mgrs  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
21
Agile Loyalty  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
22
Agile Metrics  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
23
Approved Vendor  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
24
Asana Teamwork  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
25
Bad Week  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
26
Bases Loaded  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
27
Best Work  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
28
Blame The Devs  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
29
Boomer Humor  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
30
Bot Bot  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
31
Bot Busy  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
32
Botipedia  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
33
Cafe Snacks  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
34
Cant Find Good  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
35
Change PW  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
36
Code Captcha  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
37
Common Theme  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
38
Consecutive Qtrs  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
39
Count Or Have  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
40
Dark Comedy  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
41
Darts  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
42
Day 11  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
43
Deadline Miss  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
44
Deadline Stress  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
45
Devpardy  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
46
Diversity Agile  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
56
Do Certs Help  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
57
Do Standup  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
58
Doesnt Matter 1  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
59
Dont Blame Pig 4  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
60
Dup SSN  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
61
Eddiots Report  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
62
Electric Grid  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
63
Email Name  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
64
Estimate App  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
65
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Experiment Fun  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
66
FIFO  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
67
Falsifying  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
68
Fine Print  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
69
Finger Pulse  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
70
Funny Tik Tok  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
71
GPS  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
72
Get So Rich  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
73
Get Up  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
74
Getting Done  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
75
Happy Or Mad  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
76
Hire More People  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
77
Hit Deadline  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
78
Hit Quota  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
79
How Good Agile  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
80
How We Estimate  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
81
I Love Cancel  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
82
IT Diner 2   . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
83
IT Diner 4   . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
84
IT Movies  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
85
If Its Nice  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
86
Ill Fire You  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
87
Importance  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
88
In 100 Years  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
89
Internet Down  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
90
Job Go Bad  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
92
Just May Work  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
93
Just Tell The Truth  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
94
Keywords  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
95
Kims 4 Bosses  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
96
LOC Metrics  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
98
Labor  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
99
Last Requests  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
100
Lateness  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
102
Learn Agile  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
103
Less Agile  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
104
Loading Artist  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
105
Long Project  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
106
Lunked Logic  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
107
Major Deadline  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
108
Manage By Rumor  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
110
Manager Agile  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
111
Meeting Meeting  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
112
Meeting Minutes  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
113
Meeting Roles  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
114
Mgrs In Diapers  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
115
Million Monkeys  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
116
Missed Deadline  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
117
Monkey  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
118
Most Common  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
119
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Most Dependable  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
120
Most Senior  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
121
Moving Mouth  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
122
Mr Soundex  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
123
Murder Suspect  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
124
Must Stand Up  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
125
Naked Dancers  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
126
Need Names  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
127
Need Update  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
128
Never On Time  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
129
New Boss  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
130
No Agile 1   . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
131
No Agile 2   . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
132
No Agile 3   . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
133
No Agile 4   . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
134
No Agile 5   . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
135
No Questions  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
136
No Story  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
137
No Work  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
138
Not Happy  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
139
Offline  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
140
Offshore Devs  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
141
Old Days  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
142
Only Great  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
143
Overstated  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
144
Own Standup  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
145
Paperless  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
146
Personal Project  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
147
Poached  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
148
Proj Mgr Calibrate  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
149
Project App  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
150
Project Ostrich  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
151
Public Private  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
152
QA Holdup  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
153
Question For Me  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
154
Quote Watts  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
155
Real Work  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
156
Recesspective  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
157
Recuse Myself  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
158
Redundance  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
159
Results Oriented  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
160
Retrospective  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
161
Rewrite It All  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
162
Right Software  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
163
Rocket Ship  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
164
Rumors  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
165
Run Pass  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
166
Safe Place  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
167
Screen Specs  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
168
Scrumbot  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
169
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Shooter In IT  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
170
Slave Printer  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
171
Small Project  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
172
Smart  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
174
So Late  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
175
Source Code  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
176
Spelling Bee  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
177
Sprint  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
178
Standards  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
179
Standup Guy  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
180
Subscribe  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
181
Terms Of Service  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
182
Tiny Minds  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
183
Typewriter  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
184
Urgency  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
185
Useless  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
186
User Agile  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
187
Vince Mc Mahon  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
188
Violators  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
189
Virgin  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
190
Volume  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
191
WCS  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
192
Wasted Labels  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
193
Water Or Fall  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
194
Waterfall  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
195
Waterfalls  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
196
What Is Agile  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
197
What We Do  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
199
Whats The Story  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
201
Why Agile  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
202
Why Did They Quit  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
203
Why So Long  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
204
Work Vs Play  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
205
Working Code  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
206
Working Software  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
207
Worst Deadline  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
208
Xrated  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
209
Your Meeting  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
210
Youre Hired  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
211
Youre Late  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
212
Zoom In  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
213
xkcd Guy  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  
214
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